Monday, September 27, 2010

Another Update Guys!

Fact New BL/ind
·      And now for our weekend weather report.
In zones 1 through 3 we’ll have a high of 118 degrees with a low of 107.

In zones 4 through 6 we’ll have slight to severe acid rain which will continue throughout the week.

And as for Battery City we can look forward to a pleasant 72 degrees.

Signing off from Fact News - The Only News

Track Listings:
·      Hello Friends,
·      So people have been talking, as people do… and the word on the street is you guys liked the trailer we made! Your excitement has been so overwelming that we’ve decided to release a record to go along with it.
·      So, on November 22 of this year if you visit your local record store….hahaha record store, sorry I sound like a caveman…anyway, if you go to a place that sells music discs or visit your favorite worldwide web address that offers MP3’s, our new record “Danger Days: The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys” will be there waiting for you. Please claim your copy in a timely fashion, as music always sounds better in your ears when it is hot off the presses.
·      Oh, and if there are some of you out there that still need convincing or you must know every detail before your heart’s content, here is the final tracklisting for our new record:
·      ——————————————-
1. Look Alive, Sunshine

2. Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)

3. Bulletproof Heart

4. SING

5. Planetary (GO!)

6. The Only Hope For Me is You

7. Jet-Star and the Kobra Kid/Traffic Report

8. Party Poison

9. Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back

10. S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W

11. Summertime

12. DESTROYA

13. The Kids From Yesterday

14. Goodnite, Dr. Death

15. Vampire Money

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·      Enjoi!
·      Sincerely,
·      Frank and your handsome friends at My Chemical Romance

·      My Chemical Romance frontman Gerard Way called in to Kerrang! Radio and explained the inspiration behind Danger Days: True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys.
Way says that what he loves about the bands upcoming album is that "there's not really a story to follow," a definite change for a band that is known for its concept albums.

"This record, you can just turn up really loud, and enjoy it in a different way. There's obviously meaning in every song and I'm speaking very directly to the listener, but there's no story to follow. The real story this time was the journey we took to create the album."


"It is definitely a record to listen to from start to finish, but I think it's one of those things that you'll find a favorite song kind of every other time you listen to it."


Regarding the band's drastic, colorful image change, Way said it was something the band had really wanted to do.


"If anything, it was a rebellion against how we used to look... If [this record] is rebelling against anything, it's rebelling against ourselves."


Way feels confident that fans will take the change well.


"I feel like the selves that we're rebelling against are the guys who went in to make that previous attempt. It wasn't the guys making ...Revenge, or the guys making ...Bullets... and ...Parade. We're basically gunning for these guys who had made this attempt at this 'rock record,' and what we ended up with, in my opinion, is something that is far more of a rock album in terms of its spirit. It does sound like a band that's free and rebelling against something."

RUMORED New Drummer:
·      Tim Hagevik is the new drummer for my chemical romance

What The People For MCR Are:
·      Alright! So, this is who we know so far. (Any name marked with a ** is what is more or less still an educated guess as opposed to officially canon.)
·      Dr. Death Defying: Runs the WKIL transmissions channel, which is a pirate radio station. Older gentleman with a nice voice. Quite possibly suffers from physical challenges that leave him dependent on crutches and a motorized wheelchair. Adversarial relationship with News A Go Go; undetermined relationship with Agent Cherri Cola; supportive of Party Poison and the other Killjoys, if not an outright friendship or mentor-ship; knows Tommy Chow Mein. Hangs out/works with Show Pony. (Twitter: http://twitter.com/drdeathdefyinghttp://twitter.com/drdeathdefying)
·      Agent Cherri Cola: So far, all we know about Agent Cherri Cola is what’s on their Twitter account. We don’t even know their gender! Possibly a robot or cyborg. Has an undetermined relationship with Dr. Death Defying, as well as undetermined relationships with News A Go Go and Party Poison. (Twitter: http://twitter.com/agentcherricolahttp://twitter.com/agentcherricola)
·      News A Go Go: As the name implies, some sort of news outlet. Whether one person or a collective comprise News A Go Go is as yet undetermined, though they tend to use first person plural pronouns. Possibly attached to the BLND transmissions channel, which currently shows a weather report for the Zones and three surveillance videos. Adversarial relationship with Dr. Death Defying. Undetermined relationship with Agent Cherri Cola; possibly they worked together in the past, but now they don’t. Finds the -a suffix a sufficient substitute for -er suffix. (Twitter: http://twitter.com/newsagogohttp://twitter.com/newsagogo)
·      Tommy Chow Mein: According to News A Go Go, nobody knows why he exists. Also according to News A Go Go, he is possibly not operating on all pistons. Initially came on the scene trying to sell various things, mostly plots of land. Later revealed to have some sort of connection to Dr. Death Defying, perhaps as a gofer of goods. (Twitter: http://twitter.com/TommyChowMeinhttp://twitter.com/tommychowmein)
·      Party Poison: Possible leader of a motor army (or gang) comprised of four men and a little girl. Wears a distinctively large blue-furred mouse/cat helmet, which appears to act as part of a rebreather unit. Also known for wearing a yellow mask covered in blue spots and black triangles above and below the eyes. Stands apart from his friends by his bright red hair and blue leather jacket. Symbol is a reinvention of the classic jolly roger with a two-color pill capsule above a solid X. Appears to at have some kind of connection to Dr. Death Defying and has been seen communicating to News A Go Go. Possibly has some history with Korse. (Twitter: http://twitter.com/partypoisonhttp://twitter.com/partypoison)
·      Kobra Kid**: A member of Party Poison’s motor army, along with S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W and Jet-Star. Possibly his brother. Wears a yellow motorcycle helmet bearing the phrase GOOD LUCK across the visor. His symbol is of a snake with fangs bared.
·      S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W**: A member of of the same motor army as Party Poison, Kobra Kid, and Jet-Star. Wears a purple Frankenstein Halloween mask generally on the side of his head. Symbol is a round face with mismatched eyes and a mouth that is either a squiggly line or stitches. Depending on…no one is quite sure what, he seems to adorn this symbol with either a halo or horns.
·      Jet-Star**: A member of the same motor army as Party Poison, Kobra Kid, and S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W. [Good lord, I hope that spelling turns out to be not canon! Like…codename, yes. Spelling… Let’s just have it Scarecrow, please? XD] Wears an astronaut type of helmet with a yellow lightning bolt down right side. Also possesses a blue mask with hot pink around the eyes. Symbol is a black star with white eyes and a mouth, as well as a small lightning bolt or fuse on the left arm of the star.
·      Little Girl: An adorable little girl who travels around with Party Poison, Kobra Kid, S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W, and Jet-Star. Not much is yet known about her or why she’s with them.
·      DJ Hot Chimp: Not much is yet known about this person, only that News A Go Go was the first to mention them and that Party Poisonhttp://twitter.com/djhotchimphttp://twitter.com/djhotchimp) has also contacted them. (Twitter:
·      Show Pony: A tall, slender young man with impressive rollerskating skills. Known by his distinctive spotted outfit and shirt bearing the word NOISE. Possibly has some training as a dancer? Either works or hangs out with Dr. Death Defying. To date, his face has not been seen, as it is concealed by a motorcycle helmet.
·      Korse: A tall, bald man with inhumanly pale skin and a penchant for olive green. Never seen without his badass longcoat or his headphones. Travels around with Draculoids. Has a directly antagonistic relationship with Party Poison and his friends and possibly an indirect antagonistic relationship with Dr. Death Defying. Status of employment with News A Go Go is at this time undetermined.
·      Draculoids: A group of people in white suits who wear Halloween-like masks that resemble vampires. Generally seen in groups. To date, not much else is known about them, apart from that they appear to work under the order of Korse.

Okay, so, My Chemical Romance will be the death of me.
·      It’s true. I thought it was over. But then this appeared.
·     
·      Uhm, yeah. It’s some creepy guy giving the Weather report. But here’s the thing:
·      The station isn’t BLND, it’s BL/ind.
·      At first, no big deal. Then I’m like, “Hey. Ind could stand for something all by itself. And if that’s true, then we have to look at BL by itself. Not together.”
·      Uhm, yeah. I have conversations with myself.
·      So, I figured it out. By looking at Gerard Way’s Twitter page. No kidding.
·      BL/ind stands for Better Living Industries. They control everything. It’s obvious because they have vending machines, food, television stations with, “the only news.”
·     
·      Well, this is the weather report. I feel like we’re missing something here. There are six zones he mentioned plus Battery City. So Battery City is located outside the zones. Damn. The only place left?
·      Zones 1-3 are very warm weather. Zones 4-6 are having acid rain all week. How nice. Battery City, however, has comfortable weather.
·      After the weather report, the creepy cameras come on. First, the mouse guy (Gerard, I’m guessing) with creepy music. Second, draculoids with the sound of helicopter blades and someone talking. Then a phone ringing. Third, sounds of the beach. Waves and seagulls. Oh, and NOISE aka Show Pony aka Ladyboy. What are these cameras for? Surveillance? If so, who’s watching?
·      Better Living Industries. They must kind of act like government or authority in this world, keeping everything in order. Everything that has Better Living’s logo on it appears to be colorless, like the cans of food or the vending machine.
·      So I went back to the part in the video with the vending machine and noticed something else. The newspaper that Frank is reading, WANTED: THE KILLJOYS. With their pictures. Older pictures, though. Underneath, it has Grant Morrison’s picture. “What’s his next Korse of Action?” WTF?! THEY SPELLED COURSE WRONG!
·      Haha, I’m kidding. They probably did it on purpose.
·      So if they did it on purpose, and they spelled course as korse, that means it has to be related to Grant Morrison… Or should I say, Korse?
·      Hmm. And at the end, Grant fights the Killjoys. The Killjoys are wanted by the government. So, therefore, Grant must work for the government. Okay, can I just call him Korse? He has to be Korse.
·      Perhaps Korse is in charge of everything. The newspaper wondered what his next move would be— That’s a typical thing you would expect to be written of someone in politics.
·      So, I’m just repeatedly going over the trailer for anything that was missed. First thing you notice is NOISE aka Show Pony aka Ladyboy going through a graffitied mess of a broken down shack. On the window you can read “BRAKES” and “TUNE-UPS.” So, probably an old auto body shop. Then the next thing is we see the Killjoys in an old Diner. Though, the n and r are missing, so it’s just DI E . Clever. The vending machine with Better Living’s logo is outside.
·      At the end of the video, it’s obvious they escaped Korse again. The sounds of the helicopter are evident as it is in the surveillance video of the draculoids.

NewsAGoGo Dead:
·      Twitter feed NewsAGoGo has been put down. AgentCherriCola starts the battle of Battery City. Seems there is a war coming? Any more theories?

More Theories:
·      Mysteriously, NewsAGoGo’s profile picture and background changed into the Power Pup logo [or the Better Living Industries logo]. Yesterday, he [I’m assuming it’s a he] twitter this:
o      Trannnssssssmisssssionnn @drrrrrrrdeeeeethdddeeefyinggggg HELPppllLLLppp!!!,.,
·      And with his new profile picture he twitted this 14 minutes ago:
o      The following statement is being brought to you by Power Pup. http://yfrog.com/jtmobijhttp://yfrog.com/jtmobij
o      Power Pup. All rights reserved. Any violation will result in alteration, dislocation, and relocation.
o      This station is no longer operational. Have a BETTER day.
·      Many people predicted NewsAGoGo might be “Korse” [Grant Morrison aka the white bald guy] or someone working for him. I think he’s on the “good” side, as part of the resistance. He’s been communicating with Party Poison and Dr. Death Defying. So I think he’s on our side. Plus he asked Dr. Death Defying for help, how much more do you need?
·      The BLND channel on the transmissions page features a weather broadcast saying Fact News is the only news. The logo BL/ind is also featured, which stands for Better Living Industries, which is on the Power Pup everything [kibble cans, soda machine]. BL/ind is on the bad side.
·      They found NewsAGoGo and took him down.
·      DJHotChimp tweeted:
·      So NewsAGoGo is dead. More from AgentCherriCola [who I’m convinced is Ladyboy/Show Pony]:
o      My god… @newsagogo down. They’re in the zones. @partypoisondrdeathdefying @djhotchimp don’t let them find you alive @
·      “They’re” obviously stands for the draculoids or the bad guys under Korse. So now all we have to do is wait.
·      Something is coming. All we have to do is keep our eyes open.
·      P.S. TommyChowMein just tweeted. This is giving me the idea that this is either random or that he’s on the evil side.
o      About to get my hands on some used television equipment! Anyone interested, stay tuned!
·      Actually, I’m thinking he’s just selling NewsAGoGo’s equipment. I don’t think anything he tweets is THAT relevant, honestly.
·      UPDATE:
·      AgentCherriCola’s new tweet:
o      Had enough. On overdrive. Heading into the heart of Battery City. Fist first. Taking out anyone in my way. FYW! Fuck Your World!
·      So he’s angry. And is going to go to Battery City [which is an environment controlled by the bad guys, I’m thinking].
o      Via xskullkandy.tumblr.com

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